“We have to save Christmas to save our friends.” – Troy and Abed

“The night beckons – its black fingers curl and uncurl, going like ‘Hey, come here.’” – Batman-Abed

“Some flies are too awesome for the wall.” – Abed

“This is our apartment, too, and just because we’re... awesome... doesn’t mean we’re not adults!” – Troy

“I’m gonna eat spaceman-Paninis with black Hitler and there’s nothing you can do about it!” – Troy

“Devil here! Just popping by with a little damnation-orientation.” – Devil-Dean Pelton

"There's no such thing as Single-Malt Platinum Boobs and Billiards Club? Oh... I guess I never said it out loud." - Jeff

“The way she left, I could tell that somebody – or something – had really put the scare on her. But what? Why? Stapler? Was I crazy, or were they somehow connected?” – Chang’s inner monologue

“Maybe at the Peace Summit we can discuss the possibility of opening a portal to Earth-Two... Earth-Two is out there! Can’t ignore it forever.” - Abed

“You are human tennis elbow. You are a pizza burn on the roof of the world’s mouth. You’re the opposite of Batman.” – Troy to Britta

Goodman and McHale reveal who they're going up against when the season begins.

It’s almost too good to be true. Except it is true. It is true, right?

Season Three of the comedy is taking shape with some hot talent.

As a fiendish fiend of the coffee and Community, I would be proud to wield my coffee mug adorned with a logo from a fake talk show from a pop culture-drenched sitcom with pride.

NBC made the announcement that The Office, Community and Parks and Recreation will return for the 2011-2012 TV season.

“Land line? Okay Grandma Bell.” – Chang to Jeff

Great writing and a fantastic ensemble cast take this show to the top.

"There's nothing left to do now but heal and share the experience with as many reputable journals as possible." - Professor Duncan

"If you conspire with every person who approaches you, you're not even really conspiring with anyone, you're just doing random crap." - Annie

They're taking their clothes off already?

"If NASA ever needs someone to keep an arrow inside of a moving rectangle, I know who I'd recommend." – Jeff to Troy

"Mom was a part of my Buddhist church. She's a Level 5 laser lotus, same as me." - Pierce

"And so it begins. The greatest relationship ever known." - Jeff Winger

"Finally, a last day of school plot twist." - Abed

"Pantsing someone was on my list." – Abed

"Abed, the mafia movie is over." - Jeff

"This class is like a redhead who drinks scotch and watches Die Hard" – Jeff

"Guys, I'll be back. But with booty." – Jeff

"I choose shorts!" – Jeff